This July, Canada's favorite fake cripple from 10 years ago and America's favorite teen show musical comedy duo from 10 years ago finally unite in the only place classy enough to hold them. Tickets are only $30. Free cake.
UPDATE
We've received a response from Less Than Jake, Jake The Snake, Mac Blake, Blake Lively, and The Ace of Cakes! None of them want to do it. That's our mistake. Currently waiting on Jonathan Frakes.
Also this event is fake.
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