Our sophmore year is in full swing! Come see what else these talented idiots can do! Come cheer on the contestants and drink alcohol in front of me and Alexis on a Tuesday.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with how middle school works, here's a crash course: Middle school was the worst. Your skin was terrible, everyone was going through puberty except you, your parents tried to leave you in a Cracker Barrel in Alabama...not the best years. The only thing middle school had going for it...TALE...
Our sophmore year is in full swing! Come see what else these talented idiots can do! Come cheer on the contestants and drink alcohol in front of me and Alexis on a Tuesday.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with how middle school works, here's a crash course: Middle school was the worst. Your skin was terrible, everyone was going through puberty except you, your parents tried to leave you in a Cracker Barrel in Alabama...not the best years. The only thing middle school had going for it...TALENT SHOWS. Middle school talent shows were THE BEST. Well now you can relive that magic of a talent show without all the awkward pre-teen angst!
Join Dixie Lynn Cartwright, Chicago's most tolerated live-singing drag queen, as she hosts and automatically wins her own talent show. Alexis Bevels will be there, too. There will be laughs, thrills, and very few places to sit. Seven contestants will compete for second and third place in two exciting rounds.
How it works: Round one will feature all 8 contestants doing what they do best, just not as good as Dixie. The audience will then vote through applause, screaming, and begging to choose 3 finalists to move on to round 2! As the three Round 1 losers look on through their own unique shame spirals, the 3 finalists will perform another exciting musical number or def jam poem in the final round. Through one last audience vote, a second place winner will walk away with $63.75, a third place winner will walk away with $44.21, and the fourth place winner will walk away with $24.99 dollars and the feeling that they're not quite good enough.
Come make your voices heard!
This month's contestants are:
Drew Murley
Alex Kay (Alex Kessler)
Luka Ghöst
Wanda Screw (Alex Benjamin)
Otter Chaos (Evan Howard)